No.

Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes on, er......hm. What DOES one call this. For now I'll just call it the most useless piece of clothing ever made. On the bright side, it's only $7,472! Clearly, the designer kept the recession in mind, as well as satisfying our refined sartorial palates.

A "one of a kind statement piece," indeed. If by 'statement' you mean, "ARE YOU FOR SERIOUS."

[via UO]